Michael Bay has convinced us...

...that he's an unqualified douchebag. Apparently, this worthless sack of shit can't get enough ass in Hollywood even tho he's loaded like a freight truck, because apparently this is how he conducts auditions. Quote from the National Ledger:

The claim is that Megan Fox was reportedly made to wash a Ferrari in front of director Michael Bay for her Transformers audition. The 23-year-old actress played the role of Mikaela Banes in the two Transformers movies, and recently revealed that her audition for the part was rather unusual.

Fox revealed that she went to Bay's house and was told to wash his Ferrari while he filmed her. The actress said that she doesn’t know what happened to that footage, and when Bay was approached about it, he reportedly said: "Er, I don't where it is either."

Michael Bay, stand down sir. Your movies are universally lacking in any substantive content (with the exception of the Island), so its not like we're starting out with this great opinion of you anyway. We know you are about the Tits and Ass. We know you are about the blowing things up. Thats totally cool, that you want to be a sub-par movie maker; your movies are so ready for TNT, basically the minute they come out. We didnt, apparently, know that you're a huge misogynistic prick that, apparently, despite your endless credit limit, can't seem to get enough play in his private life that you go around subjugating young women to fuel your self-loathing masturbation fantasies. Oh wait, you call that an audition.

Oh, BTW, Megan Fox you're not off the hook either. Bitch, you can't act. And you must know you can't act worth a shit cause you agreed to do that shit. One glance at your IMDB page pretty much showcases that fact. When your biggest claim to fame previous to your ass getting the lead in Transformers was as "Stars-and-Stripes Bikini Kid Dancing Under Waterfall" from Bad Boys 2, or as reaccuring character Sydney Shanowski on "Hope and Faith," you bet your ass she washed that car. Kinda defuses your star power when people realize you were just a 7-year-old file in Michael Bay's audition folder marked, "I would bone these girls."

You know I really could go on here, but its just too damn easy.