Yo, fuck Michael Jackson. Yea I said it.
Ok, so prefacing all this - we all love Michael Jackson's music. Yes, we grew up with it. Yes, it is awesome. Yes, it is a great loss to the world blah blah blah MJ hasn't put out a good album since I cant remember when, Dangerous? Yes, we will all miss his music.
That's right. His music. Because none of you who have been fake sad over the last two weeks have ever met this man named Michael Jackson. You don't know him as a person. Despite how deep your connection to his music and videos, its not like this is someone you know. So stop it. Stop the fake ass whack ass "oh my god, its so sad" because its not for you. You did not know this man. You are not close to him. For god's sake who wants their memorial service at the fucking Staples Center. You are turning this tortured individual life into a self-serving media frenzy. Right now, someone in CNN has a huge boner over this, and thats fucked up to have a death treated as such.
And the worst part is this continuation of the "MJ never had a childhood" thread of absolute BS being schlocked around. There are millions of people around the world who have "had their childhoods stolen from them." There are millions of victims of parental abuse like MJ. There are probably plenty of people who have had similar or worse childhoods than MJ that didn't enjoy the level of luxury that he did. So quit that shit too because its a thinly veiled excuse for him probably or possibly (depending on which camp you're in) being a child molester.
Poor MJ. Maybe when all this fabricated pop star media self fornication is over we can get a real idea of who Michael Jackson was.
You all need to back that shit up. You are trivializing this sad tortured shell of man that was MJ, and at the same time, wearing all his good songs out cause you KEEP PLAYING THEM ALL THE TIME. I have heard the entirety of Thriller, etc. over eight times in the last two weeks, not even putting the music on myself. Right before MJ died, people were still playing MJ at the clubs at least two songs a night. Now, its like damn we better get it in before it gets old. Its already old....
And BTW. DJ's, you fucking suck too. Terrible nuts. MJ died and you had the perfect oppurtunity to play a real awesome MJ set, but you know what, after going out during these last two weeks, y'all DJs have fucking butchered that man's music catalouge. Yo, if you're a DJ, and you're making the decision to play Thriller, I'll Be There, I Want You Back, etc. more than 3 times in the same 2 hour set, then fucking pawn your turntables (oh wait you dont have any cause you DJ off ipod's you fucking wanker) and hang up this biz cause you cant hack it.

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